Saturday Night Fever

a disease due to lack of activity on a saturday night. thanks to recent studies, doctors have been able to discover these distinctive symptoms.

symptoms include:

- dressing up and sitting in your living room.
- anxiousness, fidgeting (checking your phone for texts or phone calls every minute or so).
- talking to oneself.
- facebook stalking.

there is no official cure for saturday night fever, but my advice is: get a life.

"HEY PENNY!"

"Hi Joanne."
"What are YOU doing tonight?"
"Getting ready to go out with Brad, why?"
"Oh, that must be nice. You know, to go out on a Saturday night. I sure wish someone would take ME out."
"Joanne, are you suffering from Saturday Night Fever again?"
-JOANNE STARTS TO CRY-
"No one loves me! I've been sitting in my living room with my prom dress on for two weeks now!"
"Okayy. Bye Joanne."

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Saturday Night Fever

The day in the 70’s where a bunch of guys banged on hot ladies at dance orgies worldwide while disco music was playing.
Most of the songs were played by The Bee Gees including Night Fever.

Ben: The 70’s we’re arguably the best time for dance orgies.
Gregory: Every Saturday was a Saturday Night Fever for these hoes.