Saulsbury

A pessimist who, by setting a shining example for humanity, makes everyone else an optimist.

"Wow, she just single-handedly saved thirty people from certain death."
"Gee, that's swell. I have new hope for humanity, but why does she look so sad?"
"She's a true Saulsbury."

Saulsbury

(adj): incredibly successful; haven taken the world by the flanks and galloped into the sunset; motivated by frozen dairy products. *No association whatsoever with the steak or the university in Maryland*

Martha: Hey, you wanna go eat some Saulsbury steak?
Davey: No, 'cause then we'd be cannibals feeding off the flesh of a human carcass.
Martha: Oh.
Davey: Let's go get ice cream instead!
Martha: Three!!!!

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The Saulsbury

A sandwich composed of three slices of cinnamon-raisin bread with peanut butter smushed between each slice. The peanut butter may be smooth, creamy, or extra creamy, or even crunchy. It's all good with The Saulsbury!

Manny: "Whatchu got there?"
Ryan: "This is The Saulsbury, my dude."
Manny: "Damn."

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