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Professionals in the ancient art of erecting, modifying and removing scaffolding. Often referred to as erection specialists and are known for their strong work ethic. Their role on the job site is extremely critical to the project, as almost everyone uses the temporary structures they build. They do dangerous work so other trades don’t have to. Not only is their job hazardous, but it is also loud, sweaty and dirty, which also describes what they’re known for being like in the bedroom.
When they’re not being super badass construction workers or making babies, their hobbies include; getting tattoos, breaking the law, shooting guns, befriending strippers, buying drinks for everyone, hitting on your spouse, indulging in virtually every vice known to man, and occasionally failing breathalyzer tests.
“Ever since Diesel got a job as a scaffolder he became the most badass dude on the planet.”
- Diesel’s friend
“That scaffolder is the hardest working son of a bitch I’ve ever met.”
- Every other tradesperson
“I want to be a scaffolder but I just straight up don’t have the balls to do it.”
- Some guy watching people build scaffolding
“Every time I see that guy he’s drunk and high.”
“Yeah, he’s a scaffolder.”
“Oh, okay. That explains it.”
- Two observant bar patrons
“I fucking hate those guys. My wife left me for a scaffolder.”
- An Electrician
“Are you afraid of heights?”
- Foreman
“Nah, bro. Heights are afraid of me.”
- Journeyman Scaffolder
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A tradesman who builds (erects), changes (modifies), removes (dismantles) scaffolding for a living. most scaffolders are carpenters by trade.
Kevin's cockiness definitely helps him be a good scaffolder.
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Man who elicits sex from animals, usually badgers, on building sites. (Quite niche)
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Scaffolded {past tense} is the act of having been a participant in a scaffolding.
Scaffold is a sexual position in which, typically homosexual, men will suspend another male in the air by their own erect penis.
John Doe has been so despondent lately because those British guys scaffolded him pretty roughly in his bedroom last night.
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A sex position, typically performed by homosexual males, in which one man suspends the other male in the air by his own erect penis.
Men will scaffold sometimes when they run out of excitement in their sex life and have tried every other position.
When one has been scaffolded repeatedly or roughly it is not abnormal to sustain some rectal bleeding.
John was scaffolding British men in his room all night long, so he didn't get back on Xbox until 5p.m. the following day.
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A sexual position used by, typically homosexual, men in which 1 man holds the other up with his erect penis.
A rough scaffolding will often leave you with at least a small amount of rectal bleeding.
If you have been scaffolded recently you might experience involuntary defecation.
John really likes when British men scaffold him in his bedroom.
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Used much on the website, Woot.com, is a particular item of little to no use, overpriced junk, and Woot-off killers.
"Today on woot, we have a lovely usb powered fan with real foam blades."
Random person: "what a piece of scaffolding."
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