SCHANTZ

the leader of a colt, known to the members of it as "the scholt".it is a religion with a schope and a schardinal. every word in the schantz religion loses its first letter and is substituted by the letters "sch". that rule applies to every word exect for "yag" and all of its denominations such as "yagging off" or "yagger yagger" and the word "sasq".

random guy is walkin down the street

schope and pat: SHANTZ!!!!!!!

random guy: hello schantz

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SCHANTZ

1) Verbal diarrhea

2) A middle aged man that still lives with his parents

3) An instigator of childish, stupid arguments

4) See also douchebag, douche

5) A person who thinks they are "cooler" and "funnier" then they really are.

I was trying to have an intelligent conversation until Matt had to schantz the whole conversation.

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Schantzed

Originated in western Pennsylvania. This term describes an individual as either being wasted beyond belief, baked out of their skulls, or generally oblivious and clueless to everything.

Mike: I was so schantzed last night, I woke up with a nail in my forehead.

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Schantzing

A noob way of getting half a point and prestige by standing next to that one door the whole time. *Origin: N+

"Stop schantzing around and do something useful for once"
"Schantz does what he wants"
"What?"
"It rhymes"
"Erroneous"

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