When you think you are doing something really good but in reality you suck.
Also If someone else besides yourself is doing something really good
Man look how beast I am at this game.
Bro you just got 1 and 20 you got schlammed.
Did you see that fight the other guy got schlammed.
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The act of having casual sex with another person
โHey girl, do you want to schlam?โ
โI schlammed Andrea In the work storeroom last nightโ
Used as a subsitute for damn. Used where swearing is deemed inappropiate. Such as in church or with family.
A brick falls on someones toe.
Person 1: Oh Schlam my toe!
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