schmee

noun.

a general all incompassing term for stuff and things. Usually used when the term being replaced by Schmee is understood between friends, but takes to much effort to say or remember the actually name of the term.

Can you go get the schmee out of my care.

or

I'll see you at the Schmee.

or

I need more Schmee.

or

Who is this Schmee?

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schmee

1. A small penis infected with Peyronie's Disease.
2. A crooked little weiner.
3. Used figuratively to describe anything crooked.

1. Man I wish I didn't have Peyronie's, girls don't like it.
2. Haha, look at that schmee.
3. I don't want to eat this schmee popscicle, you shouldn't have let it melt.

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schmee

a small dick (penis)

girl uno: so does ricardo have a bbc or what
girl dos: naah he has a schmee hahaha

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schmee

anything and everything; a term of excitement, hate, lust, joy, and beardness

What the schmee is going on?!
On the count of schmee, let's rmb.
Schmeehehehe whoops crapped myself.
Schmee! Don't hug me or I'll fart.
Go schmee yourself, you ignroant slut.
You can't say schmee because you're so not Raven.

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schmee

Can be used as a term of exasperation.

Also as a substitute for forgotten words as suggested by Manfriend

Oh schmee... Forgot to get xxxxx.

(When forgetting the rest of the sentance, whilst saying it)
<Start of sentance> and we will then need to... Um, Schmee.

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schmee

The shmee has brought us together and given us many great laughs and we feel the need to share it with others. Perhaps not all can understand, but everyone deserves a chance to be a shmee. We pay our respects to the shmee. All in all the shmee cannot be taught but only grasped through the inner ability of someone who is down, cool, and real. The shmee is a joke, a word with a deep history, weathly characteristics, and phat grammatic capabilities. Do not be afraid to overuse it, its presence only feeds its power, but be sure not to over think it, or its presence will be in vain.

schmee.... STOP THINKING ABOUT IT!!!

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schmee

Marijuana

The act of smoking marijuana.

Being under the influence of marijuana.

Let's smoke some schmee.

Do you want to schmee?

Maest, schmee.

I am so schmeed.

Let's have a schmee.

Do you have a schmee pipe?

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