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Highly similar to the female "queef", a schmeef is a penile fart.
O man, that schmeef smells like shit
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1. A very awesome individual, that typically provokes people to have a great time.
2. A very hip trendy item, something cool.
2. Oh my god, that girl is wearing the most Schmeef outfit thats hot!
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The username of someone on the Internet who hates the current definitions
Why is Schmeef crying?
a nickname or word to describe someone or something that is adorable or very cute
“oh my god finn is so cute he’s literally my schmeef”