Schmidt Fingers

When you have mistakenly dared to try something unfamiliar to you for the first time and ended up realizing that it is not what you initially thought it was and instantly regretted it...similar to dipping your finger into a nutella pot in order to get a scoop of joy but then realising that its not actually nutella...but rather a scoop of poop...

“Hey man, did you bang Carolina last night?”
“Yeah bro, but I must admit, I got total Schmidt Fingers..”