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The act or process of holding in a giant crap or diarrhea while performing an activity or in a situation that places you far from a bathroom or any other place of relief.
Man, I was schmidtting so hard today when i was in a meeting with my boss
Someone who should never be underestimated.
"Don't underestimate her, she's a Schmidt"
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Definition: An occupational surname for "blacksmith" or "metalworker," from the German word "schmied." The German equivalent of the English surname SMITH.
Surname Origin: German
ALTERNATE Surname Spellings: SCHMID, SCHMITT, SCHMITZ
That's so Schmidt.
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a sweetness that knows no bounds. thoughtful, courteous and respectful. to qualify as a Schmidt one must be irresistably adorable.
My boyfriend is such a Schmidt! He brought me flowers for no reason.
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An old lady who’s throat looks like a frog. She is so deaf you could literally chew talkis in her class. A Schmidt is someone who goes on and talks about a lesson and you wanna fall asleep in.
Did you see that Schmidt, she was our sub for science. The class was so boring because she was a Schmidt.
Taking a shit in a pool or any water but a toilet
Hey, you just schmidt in the pool.
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When one takes a foul-smelling woman to an alleyway and proceeds to take off her clothes, then electrically tapes her to a pole. The perpetrator then proceeds to have sex with her. Right before climax, the perpetrator proceeds to defecate on the ground and finish having sex with the woman.
Dude, I totally Schmited that girl last night!
I was Schmidting that girl when the cops showed up.
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