Schmier

A person or other living entity that is either:
1. Being annoying
2. Doing something stupid
3. Withdrawing from social activities

A: "I think I'm out for tonight, I have some work I need to get done."
B: "Get your ass down here, I already ordered you a beer you Schmier."

A: "I fell asleep during the company meeting with my camera on earlier."
B: "You're such a Schmier."

schmiering it up

To take a myspace-esque picture where you look much more attractive than you really are, and the picture hides your fat belly. Also refers to having depressing status messages on facebook.

She looked hot in that picture, too bad she was schmiering it up to hide her stomache.

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