Schmitty

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.

1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."

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Schmitty

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

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Schmitties

Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

schmitties

Giant testicles that hang real low. Nut in the man bag. Balls.

Dude don't hit me in the schmitties!!!
O that BITCH hit me in the schmitties!!!!!!

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schmitty

Noun(n.)- a name to call someone who has been owned, insulted, or publicly humiliated; a term for someone who thinks they're cool when they're really a tool;

(var.) shlumpshlack schmiity- a schmitty who is also an old, wrinkly person.

Somebody comes to a Halloween party dressed as the CEO of a multi-national corporation. That person is a schmitty for dressing as a CEO to a freaking Halloween party.

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Schmitty

That guy that usually shows up at a party with a couple of six packs in his hands, probably wearing gym shorts, a t shirt, and his hat backwards. He is the epitome of cool and everyone usually shouts his name when he walks into a place.

random party goer- "Who is at the door?"
Man kicks open the door holding a six pack in each hand
Crowd- "Schmitty!!!!!"

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schmitties

another word for titties, but it’s just more fun to say🤷 ♀️

“My schmitties are abouta spill out of this B cup. I think they’re getting bigger!”

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