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Schmoozer

A schmoozer can be one of two things, either:

1.) Someone with the God-given talent of saying all the right things in order to secretly manipulate a situation so that his or her own concealed goals are fulfilled.

**For example, tons of guys at the bar are schmoozers. They'll say anything a girl wants to hear so she'll be more likely to take him back to her place**

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2.) Someone who just charms the pants off of people for the sake of their own amusement.

Old woman: What is a strapping young man like yourself attending an old lady's 80th birthday party for?
Dude: 80? You don't look a day over 21!
Old woman: Tehe, you are quite the schmoozer!

by EloisePrettyPlease February 11, 2012

102πŸ‘ 24πŸ‘Ž


Schmoozer

Huge flirt. Usually does it to make one girl feel special in the moment, but in reality does it to many others. A schmooze isn’t a mean person though, they just know what they want in the moment and go for it.

β€œDamn Zach, you’re such a schmooze”

β€œWhat’s a schmoozer”

by Girlinurcar January 19, 2019

2πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Schmoozer

When a tranny talks to a minor or child in a way where it tries to impress them in a friendly and lively way.

I saw another schmoozer talking to kids outside the school.

by AnonDoxy April 13, 2023

4πŸ‘ 22πŸ‘Ž


Schmoozer

A word that descibes a sloppy drunk; mostly teenagers when drinking at parties

The drunk girl made a schmoozer of herself by hitting on her best friend.

by i've been schmoozing October 12, 2010

10πŸ‘ 119πŸ‘Ž


schmoozer

A person skilled in the art of ingratiating small talk – talk that is business oriented, designed to both provide and solicit personal information but avoids overt pitching.

Boy, that Tony, what a schmoozer. He went to a Happy Hour and got contact information on the Senior Partner at Boogle & Walters.

by Tom LaBelle October 5, 2004

207πŸ‘ 68πŸ‘Ž


schmoozer

One who talks smoothly. Smooth talker, sweet talker. Mostly used by men to get into a womans bed. Originated from one who's name is Cam.

Did you hear that Michael got into Jamie's pants... He must be a real schmoozer!"

by Mike September 8, 2004

166πŸ‘ 75πŸ‘Ž