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When you shart and snarl at the same time, usually facilitated by a obtuse sphincter.
How to avoid Schnarting:
-Becareful when you sneeze
-Becarful when you get mad
-Becarful when you sneeze and get mad
-Becareful when you snarl
-Becareful when you need to poop
One time my Grandma got so mad at me, she schnarted
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The art of shitting farting and nutting at the same time
The massage was so relaxing that I schnarted and shit went every where.
The music was so tasteful that I had an epiphany and schnarted.
Sneezing so hard that you shit yourself from farting.
"Wear butt plugs in public, you can never live down a schnart."
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The act of sneezing and sharting at the same time (i.e. sneezing + farting + shitting your pants).
Thanks to his allergies, and some bad tuna, John has been schnarting all afternoon.
It is when you shart yourself but, only....only when a sneeze is the catalyst.
There was some much black pepper in grandma's sauce that I schnarted myself right there at the Christams table!
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A noise you make to denote amusement, preceding a huge outburst of laughter. Usually made by a violent intake of air through the nose and mouth that makes a reverberating snorting noise.
Friend 1: I just ordered "Charlie Sheen's Recipe for Winning!" off the internet.
Friend 2: *schnart* Bahahahaha! You got scammed!