School Book

A heavy book that contains boring shit that you cant understand, inside you will find the following:
-Crudely drawn penises in permanent marker
-Doodles varying from stick people to giant dinosaurs
-Hate notes for teachers
-A long list of names on the inside cover
-Portraits of important people with huge mustaches in marker
-Ripped out pages (and they are the ones you have to do for homework tonight)
-Dead bugs between the pages

Billy wished his school would buy new School Books with their money. Today when he opened his science textbook, a cockroach popped out from page 176.

School book

1)Something teachers make us read so we can "learn"

2) Big peice of crap.

3) Place to write hate notes about teachers.

4) something teachers give us to fill up our bookbags, look like thery're doing their jobs and break our backs.

5) Kindling.

1) I have to read my school books tonight for homework

2) Stupid school book.

3) (Written in school book) Mr. George is the worst teacher ever.

4) I have so many school books I can't fit them all in my bookbag. *falls over backward from weight of books*

5) Oh, you're having a bonfire? I'll bring over my schoolbooks to light it with.

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Right page of the school year book

Adj.
Used to describe people with their school photo on a right page of the school yearbook. These are typically people (or things) described as annoying and not funny.

man 1: I guess Santa's helper is a squirrel.
man 2: I bet you were on the right page of the school year book.