Someone who constantly makes comments with homosexual undertones but when questioned claims they’re straight.
That dude talking about dicks like that to his girlfriend is such a Schrödinger’s homosexual.
A person who only acts gay if people take it as a joke
Mark: broooooo i'd fuck the shit outta you my g
Carl: bro r u gay
Mark: nah bro jk, jk
Carl: are you Schrödinger's Homosexual by any chance?