Adj. Shoe-Ass-Tee
Used to describe something of the lowest quality, derived from schwag and nasty.
That's pretty schwasty.
Wow, that 10:1 meat is looking schwasty tonight.
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ohh damn that girl was so schwasty she started singing the national anthem.
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The point of intoxication at which one's brain cells explode out of one's mouth. See also fubar and shwasty
Good Lord! Last night Big Sam was so schwasty-faced that he fell over on his way home and caused significant damage to the earth's mantle.
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When one has gone above and beyond their limit of Boozing and Toking up in one night.
Because it is my birthday I plan to get very schwasty face
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When you hit the point of Intoxication where everything can just be described as being Clutch.
Guy 1- Dude! This camping trip is fucking great! Good friends, good fire and good Beer.
Guy 2- haha, yeah man, Im so Schwasty Faced'ed! Shits Awesome!
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When someone is "super" wasted.
Micheal is totally getting schwasty pants.