scien-socialite

(Pro-noun) An individual that utilizes fun facts to lighten social situations, particularly awkward encounters such as loaded comments or first impressions.

Merging science with the behavior and tactics of a socialite.

Example of use in conversation:

A: "I'm nervous about having a baby."
B: "Did you know that female sea turtles mate with 7 turtles, store their seed, and choose which to release to fertilize their eggs?"
A: "Wow you are a true scien-socialite!"

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Sciene

1) To protect a person or animal from oncoming harm
2) To place yourself in a dangerous situation in order to defend another

3) To guard another person or animal, using pink or yellow fluffy instruments of randomness

Bob sciened his girlfriend from the man who approached her with a gun.

Joshua said, "Don't sciene me. Save yourself instead."

Jack could not answer his phone; he was too bust sciening the child from the the approaching hurricane.