A flaccid cock unable to achieve erection due to alcohol consumption.
Rhonda was so horny she couldn't wait for her boyfriend to get home to pound her cervix. However he drank too much partying and when he got home he had a Scotch Fillet. Rhonda settled for sucking on his wet noodle while she diddled herself.
When your wearing a kilt and bending over and someone quickly runs up unexpectedly and shoves a dry finger into your rectum.
I lost the log toss competition because of the pain I received from getting a Scotch Fillet.