Scott McKenzie

Scott is a very short specimen. His pp isn’t there and he is attracted to men, especially if they are called Zach. He likes to walk underneath men and tickle their balls and then run away laughing in his high as a drug dealer voice. A Scott is a person you should avoid as they are very annoying.

Adam: who the fuck is that midgetised paedo?

Ryan: oh that’s Scott McKenzie he is the 8th dwarf his name is shorty and he likes balls