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Scottdale is a very small town- Sheetz is the best place to go around here- Vapor Den is the best business in the town- Weird kids like smoking cigs at the parks and act cool- Also kids hang out at their parents attic and smoke gas and play fortnite! Welcome to Scottdale
-Where you from?
scottdale
Tf is that?
-You know where Mount Pleasent is?
No haha
-Well idk what to f*ckn tell you, look at a map
-Yo wanna go to loucks Park and Hang and do weird stuff?
Yah dude lemme finish this cig with my mom than ill ride my bike over!!
-Sounds good man.
A small hick town in southwestern Pennsylvania where everyone thinks that they are either professional athletes or rap on SoundCloud. All the old people claim it was a great town when they were kids, but they all have Alzheimer's from breathing soot from the coal ovens. The majority of 14 year olds are either smoker, knocked up or in a gang. Thely town where you can get blasted off coke with your uncle on a lawnmower. The cops are dicks, there is nothing to do, and if you think Mount Pleasant, Pennsylvania has trashy teenagers, come down the road to good old Scumdale and see for yourself.
Friend: Man I feel like I wanna drag race by Sheetz in Scottdale, Pennsylvania.
Me: Oh no you don't, nobody wants to get stopped by a Scottdale cop.
A nasty ass city full of bums and dope heads
You can tell that girls from Scottdale
When your roommate or friend sneaks up on you while your sleeping and gets you to orgasm through rectal insertion without you waking up.
Aw man my roommate gave me the ol' Scottdale Poop n' Scoop last night and I've never woken up more refreshed.