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Sea shelling is when a man goes on a QUEST to cum inside of a girls ear.
The couple was going at it when Ben asked if he could sea shell Kelly. When she agreed she had no idea what was coming. She died of an ear infection a week later.
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A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.
How it works ?
You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
John never really knew how to use the three sea shells
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A modern system to wipe your ass which helps save the planet as no toilet paper is required.
How it works ?
You hold two seashells like chopsticks, pull gently and scrape what’s left with the third
John Spartan never really knew how to use the three sea shells
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VSCO girls often wear one to be quirky and cool. sksksksks
'omg im so vsco I got a puka sea shell necklace and a hydro flask sksksksks'
An integer of sea shells greater than two sea shells and less than four sea shells
She sells neither two sea shells nor four sea shells, but three sea shells, by the seashore
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Just ask Dan Deacon himself, this phrase is absolute genius. A phrase like this only comes from being intoxicated, when using "Sea Horse Sea Shell Party" you must be sitting alone in a dark closet imagining anything that is NOT possible. This phrase comes to mind when thinking about how beautiful sea horses are and how influential they are in our every day life. To attend to this "party" one must be on a high trip of acid, without this effect you will not be able to get into this "party". Please use this phrase frequently in random sentences for it will brighten your over all life.
What is this sea horse sea shell party? why didn't I get invited?
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Luigi's rap.
Stolen from Waluigi.
She sells sea shells on a sea shore
But the value of these shells will fall
Due to the laws of supply and demand
No one wants to buy shells cause theres loads on the sand
You must create a sense of scarcity shells will sell much better if people think theyre rare you see
Bare with me take as many shells as you can find and hide em on an island stock pile em high until theyre rarer than a diamond
You gotta make the people think that they want m
Really want m, really fuckin want m
Hit m like Bronson
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If you haven’t got a shell then youre just a fucking waste man
its monopoly, invest inside some property start a corporation make a logo do it properly
Shells must sell that will be your new philosophy swallow all your morals theyre a poor mans quality
Expand expand expand clear forest make land fresh blood on hand
Why just shells why limit yourself She sells sea shells sell oil as well
Guns, sell stocks, sell diamonds sell rocks sell water to a fish, sell the time to a clock
Press on the gas take your foot off the brakes - run to be the president of the United States
Big smile mate, big wave that's great, now the truth is overrated tell lies out the gate
Polarise the people, controversy is the game, it don't matter if they hate you if they all say your name
The world is yours step out on a stage to a round of applause youre a liar a cheat a devil a whore
And you sell sea shells on the sea shore