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an awesome girl who is extremely legit. NUFF SAID.
Person 1: Hey, who is that?
Person 2: Oh, that's Selbi.
Person 1: REALLY?! Is she by any chance an awesome girl who is extremely legit?
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She’s a girl who’s upset there aren’t more urban dictionary submissions of her name
Selbi:there’s only one definition of my name on urban dictionary
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A young smart girl who has some very weird friends. She loves to read, bake, and be the first one to accomplish anything. She loves to make jokes, and then tell then. She's very unique in her own way. And hates to be call Shelby.
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Any young, effeminate, and fragile boy who often makes outlandish complaints to his mother regarding his environment or other guardians charged with caring for him.
Selby, in the bath: "But mother! The water's too wet!"
Mother: "Shut up and scrub yourself, Selby."
Selby: "Mother! I just know Mrs. Sluggins is a dirty mobster! She's a baritone and has the hairiest lip I've ever seen!"
Mother: "Be good, Selby, and let Mrs. Sluggins tuck you in. I'm leaving for a few hours; she'll be minding you while I'm gone."
Mrs. Sluggins: "..."
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Noun: derived from the Latin 'Filia Satraps' meaning simply: "Daughter of Governor".
The phrase Selby is often mistaken for a male who wears gay clothing, infact it means the complete opposite: a female with raw swagga. Selbys are also pro at art and often take photographs of the rear end of cats.
A Selby is often known for her pranking abilities, her favourite pranks include the fat from bacon being draped over certain objects, a door handle, a shoe.. a shoulder.
Selbys often have an extreme dislike for veins, spiders and damp dustsheets among other things. However a Selby often enjoys creating videos depicting herself as a disabled child or as a pro dancer/skateboarder.
Selbys are noted to have the ability to stay awake until the early hours of the day, talking to Mayells about a wide variety of subjects including hilarious facebook groups that she has discovered or new amazing tunes until her neck begins to break and her typing ability degrades to a mash of buttons.
Common names associated with Selby: Alex, Alec, Betty, Betty Swollocks, Selbs, Mary, Ash.
"Mate, I see Selby the other day laying all in these wet dustsheets, she tried to rip out and eat my veins."
"Nahhh man, you must've been shekkd to the maximum."
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A fat male. Known to sleep with sibblings and put things in peoples butts.
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A male who wears gay clothes, especially shoes shaped like peter pan. Also has a gay bag and pretends to like stella to compensate for being gay.
"You selby shit dick"
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