Seldovia

A beautiful young lady who attracts the best of the worse type of guys...shes smart and funny but cant win at anything....really sucks at tetris

i totally went on a seldovia winning streak on tetris last night i won like no games and i was playing alone.

Seldovia SteamShovel

Unusually hot flatulence that is “cupped” in the hands near the bung, and using an upward motion delivered to friends/family. Much like an old steam shovel mining ore. Origin is from a small coastal Alaskan town of Seldovia.

John unleashed the beast using the time old “Seldovia SteamShovel” method. Many of the customers at the restaurant were pleased and applauded.