The fornicating (Fucking) of ones self to ones self.
Lacey: I've been really stressed lately, and I haven't been with a man in a while. I don't know what to do!!
Maria: Have you ever tried Self Fornication?? It does wonders to your relaxation;)
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A non-profane way to say, "fuck yourself."
I really hate you. Why don't you go self-fornicate?