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A way to pleasure you're self in the most humane way possible. It's a way to finger yourself while masturbating. Or using items from a sex shop e.g. Dildo, to inject into yourself and exceed the maximum pleasure.
"Oh lord, I just had the best self sex last night"
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It happens before qualifying for No-Nut November and Destroy Dick December. A challenge where you must not have sex for 30 days, even gay sex, or have any pleasure with another.
The rules of Self Sex September are as follows:
- You may not have any sex with any person, male or female; you can't even masturbate to another person.
(Masturbating to another one, will have yourself considered out)
- You may not watch any porn within the 30 day period.
- You may not ejaculate
- You may not have sex in your dreams.
- You can only masturbate to yourself, and you can wear any sexy girl clothes in the process.
- And finally, you can't hug anyone, even a pillow.
This game is technically just, keeping your hands to yourself.
After you complete the game, refresh yourself, by having a girl cum into your mouth. Then have a one month break period, before you qualify for No Nut November and then Destroy Dick December
Woman: Hey honey, are you ready for some bum fun?
Man: Oh, what's on TV today?
Woman: How about Sling TV and Sex with Me?
Man: Sorry love, i'm having Self Sex September.
Woman: Oh, so you love yourself and you forget all about me? We're done!
Man: WAIT!!! I'LL HAVE YOU CUM IN MY ANUS TODAY.
Fails Self Sex September.
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When you ask a guy to hurt you, bite you, cut you, pull your hair, tie you up and throttle you but he does it like a bitch so you keep saying you want the fucking pain harder with the hair he eventually gets so angry he shocked you till you pass out.
Self hate sex yummy hit the stop won't lie.
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What sad virgins who don't have a relationship, life or job do with the time they are pissing away. Usually they do it whilst watching porn.
Too busy having self sex there mate?
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