An amazing person who is older than earth she makes every person cower in fright and awe at the power of her greatness she is a person that rules the universe and has lived since before earth this makes her far wiser than tolivi or anyone else
“Wow is that sellie?!”
“She’s even greater than tolivi!!”
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the hottest and coolest girl in the world. She is also the queen of everything.
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a combined word to describe Sore Loser Ellie. SELLY.
wow you didn’t have to quit uno because you were losing ellie, you seem to be a sore loser, a SELLY.
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Selly Oak is a safe and clean retreat in the multi-cultural hub of Birmingham. Recent installments have included rubbish bins with the University of Birmingham emblem.
If visiting Selly Oak, you should probably plan your visit around witnessing nature in its most vibrant form.
Vomit will be prominent along the pavements during october (locally termed freshers) and June (results).
Chavs are best sited during the summer months. The rahs will have migrated South.
Mating season is fairly consistent and active. One improves their chances of experiencing mating by getting the female (locally termed skank) fccked up on snakebite.
When I was in Selly Oak I purchased a 'I *heart* SO' tshirt.
I caught my STD in Selly Oak.
I found selly oak so ghetto, a chav tried to shank me and i CHUNDERRED EVERYWHAR.
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Djiselle, a.k.a Selly is the most unique person you will ever meet. The abundance of love and care you receive from her is unconditional. She gives you a warm aura presence that will allow you to be comfortable no matter what. She’s very careful of the people around her. She can see through the soul and comprehend your characteristics. If you can manage being friend with her, don’t fuck it up. She’s a for life one of a kind partner. When you get comfortable around her or get to witness her in her element. You will be amazed. She got moves that flows like the waves of the ocean. Her jokes are usually creative, but sometimes there’s a dad joke or two. She over exaggerates it so it’s actually funny. She is truly a kind, loving, euphoric, energetic, encouraging, and uplifting Soul.
Person 1: Djiselle is the most outgoing person I have met!
Person 2: You talking about Djiselle (Selly)?
Person 1: Yeah!
Person 2: WORD! Never met someone that gets down the way she does.