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semp

a person who is hated by many for several reason like being stupid at time of total seriousness.

Joey is such a semp always goofing off even during John's funeral.

by THALO August 21, 2006

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semps

a typical goon, known for touching other guys with authority and no regards for there values. Loves spending money on every1 and everythign and will do anything to get in a pair of granny panties. Typically as ugly as macnamee.

If I were a semps, id put myself 2 sleep.

by MikeMalone September 3, 2006

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SEMP

An individual who talks about their significant other to friends as if they do not care, but when their better half is around, they are completely invested and bending over backwards for their partner.

Typically, a male talking shit about his girlfriend: "She is such a whore! I'm only with her because she is a great lay." Then his friends discover a letter, email or facebook message which displays his softer/in love side. In such a case, friends will call their friend a SEMP anytime he talks more shit or leaves to hang out with girlfriend.

by Stewgriff June 19, 2009

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semp moment

A semp moment is where someone speaks in all lowercases, no spaces, and with a period at the end. Its like a bruh moment, when someone does something retarded.

person 1: Dude, im gonna call the cops on you for breathing.
person 2: callthecopsnigga.
person 3: Woah! Thats a semp moment!

by chvra July 2, 2019


semp reject

getting banned from semp's server for being disliked and/or him refusing to be friends with you.

morp: nigga wtf?!
cayuba: ye u got banned cuz no one likes u
morp: shut up semp reject!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by pocoraven January 23, 2021

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Semp

The opposite of a simp or simpleton. A shorten word from "sempre stata intelligente" that translate to "always been intelligent"

"That girl thought that he was a simp that she could walk all over during their first date, but instead, the guy is a semp that always make sure that his date pay for their portion during the date.

by JKanina September 26, 2023