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The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.
Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.
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The pergatory between marriage and divorce, distinguished by an abundance of revenge sex.
Being separated is like being sleep-deprived, but with boners.
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Apart, not together, divided - often mispelt 'seperate'
YES! SEPERATE is a mispelling of SEPARATE!?!
Did you hear about the surgeon who successfully separated a siamese cat?
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The breath-taking event that occurs on the chest of a woman when wearing a tightened seatbelt. Usually enhanced by a tight-fitting shirt and large breasts.
That hottie in the Infiniti has great separation (dot com).
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A person who separates you from your money.
Usually a con(fidence) man or other slickster.
I thought she loved me, but she was just a separator. Now she's gone and so is half of my 401K.
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When two people in the entertainment industry are together however it is unacknowledged across all official channels; though unofficially it is cannon within the fandom.
Host: All the fellas want to know. Fellas I got you. Who is single and who is taken?
Lauren: SINGGLLEEE!!!
Camila: Really SINGLLEE!!
Lauren: Oh please don't make assumptions!
Camila: Please don't make assumptions. Very separately--
Lauren: Very separately single.
New 5H fan: Are Camila and Lauren together?
5H fan since 2012: No. They are separately single.
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when a closeted lesbian that's in a relationship with another closeted lesbian and doesn't want to admit it even though they make it extremely obvious
Camila: I would like a vanilla ice cream
Lauren: I would like the same
Ice Cream Shop worker: Is that toget-
Camila: SEPARATELY SINGLE
Lauren: VERY SEPARATELY SINGLE
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