sequestration

Another Right Winged attempt to drive fear in the stock market after The Fiscal Cliff Fear failed.

After 2 months of uninterrupted stock market bliss, The Lawful Evil Right Wingers are going to do their best to strike fear in the American People by getting on TV and pushing The Sequestration.

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Duvet Sequestration

Similar to Geo Sequestration - the process where carbon dioxide from industry is pumped underground to avoid noxious greenhouse gases from hitting the atmosphere.

Duvet Sequestration applies this to lying in bed with your partner after a big night on the chilli, beans and beer - and parking a few cheeky ones under the duvet.

As with Geo Sequestration, it is essential that the seal is not broken, as noxious gases will escape.

Guy: BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP !!! (terrible, threatening fart that can only end in tears)

Her: OMG that is gonna stink so bad. How can you do that to me? How can you even do that after spending 2hrs in the toilet?! I want a divorce!

Guy: Relax baby - I used Duvet Sequestration. No noxious gases can escape. We're safe. It's all good. Look - there's Bambi over there..,

Her: oh cute - wait where? I can't see her (rustles in bed)

Guy: OMG don't move, you're breaking the seal!!!

Carboner Sequestration

The hiding of a boner whilst in a car.

Ex: "A summit was held in the van today to discuss the carboner sequestration of the summit in his pants"

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accidental sequestration

The act of accidentally getting a boner.

Oh shit, I accidental sequestration.