Serpentor

That guy in the scaly suit with a cape from the 80's G.I. Joe cartoon that ran up and screamed "Cobra La La La La La" both before and after he stabbed you in your shit with a snake. That guy was hardcore.

None may challenge Serpentor! This, I command!

Reverse Serpentor

Masturbating while at a famous tomb or burial place.

In G.I. Joe, Cobra created Serpentor by visiting the tombs of some of the world's most famous historical figures and extracting their DNA.

By performing a Reverse Serpentor, you are instead leaving your DNA at said tomb.

I just pulled a Reverse Serpentor at Jim Morrison's grave. Now I feel guilty and could use a quick nap.

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Serpentor Karnage Williams

Real person;Armed robber from California that stole money and nice cell-phones named for the tyrannical evil character from the 80's cartoon G.I.Joe and a psychopatic alien symbiote from the Spider-Man universe.With a name like that you're lucky that's all he did.

I don't believe this shit! Maybe I should google Serpentor Karnage Williams.

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