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1. To literally prepare a dining table for a meal.
2. To lay the groundwork for a future event.
eg. Gary believes his wife is setting the table for divorce.
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When someone, usually in a public restroom, flushes the toilet before they sit down to use it. (Term can be used whether or not something was actually in the toilet that merited flushing.)
As I was contemplating life in the Wal-Mart bathroom a man walked into the stall next to mine, setting the table before he sat down.
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Draping a towel over the back of your partner whilst they maintain a tabular position on their hands and knees, to wipe the pool of semen congregating in the arch of their back, after pulling out of doggystyle to ejaculate on their spine.
"What are you doing in there? Hurry up and set the table, it's sticking to my back and I can't hold this position forever."
*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*
Or
"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"
When a man approaches an object - be it a kitchen table, a desk, a human's shoulder blade, or the back of a human's head - and proceeds to grasp, lift, and the place their genitalia on said object. Thus one has set the table for a grand feast.
The motion can be subtle and inconspicuous or harsh and bold, depending upon the situation and the state of your genitalia.
Woman too can participate in the timeless pastime: while sitting in front of a flat surface, one can simply prop their breasts onto said surface, allowing them to rest like a freshly-broiled fillet.
"I wish that the deli counter was a little bit lower so that I could set the table"
"He totally set the table on the back of my neck"
"OH DUDE she's setting the table all over that shit"
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When one meets an Eastside girl and engages in sexual congress with her on a strangers dining room table.
Example 1
"Damn man! I met this girl at Madison's and set the table with her ass!"
Example 2
"Look at her! She's definitely a table setter!"
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to have sex, yu may also use poner la mesa (spanish translation)
Josette, have yu ever set the table?
Nooe, i havent
Do yu set the table with or with out the table cloths?
Of course i use protection lol.
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The act of getting things done by providing adequately.
Person 1: You’ve been quite busy lately. Does your job pay enough to support your home and pay all the bills?
Person 2: Yes, I set my table.