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Also known as the finer things in life. Originally arranged in the 6th century by Pope Gregory, the seven are:
1. Pride - An attitude of personal superiority, almost universally accredited as the most useful of the sins.
2. Envy - desire for the belongings or traits of others.
3. Lust - The craving of 'earthly pleasures,' if 'earthly pleasures' are defined as sex.
4. Avarice - Greed; the desire of riches, bling, or Nikes(c).
5. Wrath - Outpouring of destructive or hurtful behavior of thought.
6. Sloth - An animal thats so inert that moss grows on it. The sin itself is easy to piece together from there.
7. Gluttony - The urge to intake more than is necessary for day-to-day functions.
Pride: I'm the man!
Envy: I want your woman!
Lust: In fact, I want to have *SEX* with your woman!
Avarice: Maybe, if I had more money, your woman would have sex with me...
Wrath: Get over here, woman! NOW!
Sloth: Why? Well, because I'm too lazy to come over there to you.
Gluttony: Oh well, the woman left. Anyone for Mickey-D's?
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Sins that occur within the Christians tradition. The sins include sloth, gluttony, pride, envy, greed, wrath and of course lust.
Manny: THATS MY MONEY NO ONE ELSE CAN HAVE IT
Eric: dude you’re comitting one of The Seven Deadly Sins right now
The 7 deadly sins are actually common, they're sins 'cuz they kill in large amounts
this is the list
1: Pride - the thought of having the highest position in life
2: Envy - the need to steal the belongings and/or the traits of others
3: Lust - the frequent need for pleasure (sick, huh?)
4: Avarice - the low, but hard, need for large amounts of high-cost objects (rings, diamonds, etc.)
5: Wrath - Occasional bouts of anger to get mood levels within normal bounds
6: Sloth - The highest commom sin: the need to lounge and/or do hobbies
7: Gluttony - the feeling you have a low weight, and you ingest a lot, more than regular. results in diarrhea
a typical man under the effects of the Seven Deadly Sins:
1: I'm the man for this! Step aside!
2: Wait, you do, i'll just watch every second with excruciating detail
3: There any chick's around here?
4: And I won't pay you for this!
5: DO THIS QUICK OR... SOMETHING WILL HAPPEN!
6: Do this while i do nothing
7: That's it, i'm raiding the fridge
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Greed - It's not how much you have but how much you want - the less you want the richer you are.
Pride - Don't ride on your pride.
Envy - People go green with envy because they think the grass is greener on the other side.
Gluttony - It's always better not to have a completely full stomach.
Lust - Sex is life and life is sex but it's not everything.
Sloth - Do exercise to exorcise the evil in you.
Wrath - Why do I annoy you? It's in order for you to have something to remember me by.
The seven deadly sins were first introduced by the Catholic Church.
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Seven things that are considered the worst things to do.
1. Greed - Wanting too much of something.
2. Gluttony - Similar to greed, but gluttony is the action of taking too much of something in.
3. Lust - The need to fulfill unspiritual desires (not just sexual desires, but this is usually what lust is associated with.)
4. Envy - Jealousy; wanting to have what someone has.
5. Sloth - Being too slow or lazy at doing something.
6. Wrath - Vindictive anger; angry revenge.
7. Pride - Being too self-satisfied
some other people may say that the seventh deadly sin is anger but this is not true; its pride.
The Seven Deadly Sins were first introduced by the Catholic church
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Seven Deadly Sins is an anime that is very good. About a deposed princess seeking help from a disbanded group of knights to regain her kingdom. It's on Netflix and is a very good anime.
Please watch The Seven Deadly Sins because it is a good anime.
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An alcoholic shot comprised of equal parts of the seven cheapest liquors available for purchase at the establishment in which you are consuming alcohol and things of that nature.
AR: Can I get The Seven Deadly Sins for my buddies 21st birthday?
Bartender: Yeah. Your an ass hole. Your friend will now hate you forever.
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