Seven Dollar Shit

Buying a ticket to see a movie at a movie theater (which is usually around seven dollars) and having an unexpected episode of profuse defecation.

Friend: "How was that movie you guys saw last night?"

Me: "I wouldnt know; it turned out to be a Seven Dollar Shit for me..."

Friend: "Dude! Again? Maybe you should go before you leave."

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