Sevuloni

A cool guy with a BUSH for hair on the top of his head. He's got a face only a mother could love, but somehow pulls more fucking girls than the average guy (Dickhead). Sevu watches UNGODLY amounts of tranny porn and eats moss out of the cellar under his house. He's banned from 14 countries for unspeakable crimes which include, but are not limited to: Mass genocide, armed robbery, busting a nut in a water tower, crawling under tables at restaurants to sniff random strangers feet, petty theft.

Somehow, he's still a great friend.

"PLEASE SEVULONI, LEAVE MY MOSS ALONE!!"