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The smoothie you get your roommate when their life is interrupted by your sex life.
Sorry for waking you up this morning... here's a sex smoothie.
A cocktail that contains 2oz squirt juice, 3oz of Cum, 1oz of male urine, 1oz of saliva, and a 4oz shot of Tequila.
Male: Hey baby, do you want a sex smoothie?
Female: What's in it?
Male: All of the sexual fluids you can imagine and some tequila.
Female: Sure, I'll take two!
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