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When you replace a car tire, the axel slides into the hole in the tire, simulating an act of sexual intercourse.
Me: My tire had to be changed three times in the last month...
You: Damn, your car is a sexl machine.
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This is an unique sex style invented in 2007 by Kieran Redington. It involves aggressively beating your opponent(s) to youre own sexual positions. This is not rape . Kieran may currently be the best in the world at this although there is currently only 1 known active participant. Again this is totally not rape ok.
Kieran are you raping that man ??
No you idiot this is sexling !!
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A freckle that you get from having a lot of sex.
Adam: Damn look at her freckles!
Nick: Nah man, those are sexles, she's totally a whore.
Adam: Oh. Damn.
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