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Masturbating while sexting, which is talking about sex while texting and masturbating to it.
Sexturbating shows how stupid this next generation going to be
Johnny: Oh my God sexting *jack off* for seral
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Instead of thinking about sex while masturbating thinking about masturbating while having sex.
Joe- "dude while while having sex with my girl all i could think about was how I'd rather be masturbating.
Craig- "Dude so you and your girlfriend are into sexturbating?
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Sexturbating - The act of sexting yourself with your own phone number saved under a different name and proceeding to masterbate to your sexts.
Sending yourself explicit text messages while your number is saved under a different name in your phone book in order to pretend it is someone else and proceeding to masturbate to those sext messages. Sexturbating
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When you are forced to masturbate after sending a sexually explicit text to someone that is ignored.
Kristin- 'What up sexy Steven...I so wish you were here right now to *blank* my *blankety* *blank*...I want you so effin' bad right now'
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After checking her phone for the umpteenth time and pattin' herself on the back for being so hot and sexy, Kristin gives in and sexturbates.
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When you sext someone, and they don't respond, so you feel like you're talking to yourself, hence sexting yourself.
Why aren't you responding to my texts? This is more like sexturbation than sexting now.
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sexturbaiting - (sex-tur-BAY-ting) n. engaging in sexual acts with one's clone
sexturbation - (sex-tur-BAY-shun) n. the act of sexual intercourse with one's clone
sexturbate - (sex-tur-BATE) v. to engage in sexual acts with one's clone
if you need an example for sexturbating i pity you
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The act of disturbing or being disturbed by loud sexual noises from a neighbor/ roommate.
Person 1: dude I could barely sleep last night cause of your sexturbance
Person 2: sorry bro....