shaffed

to be utterly screwed in an irreversible way

"in math class I was shaffed"
"in english I was shaffed"
"in bio i was shaffed"

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Shaf Shaf

A Muslim who explodes constantly a vindaloo poo.

Guy : Stop talking or I'll turn you into a Shaf Shaf.

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Shaf

Name given to one who does well at almost everything and is smart, cunning, good-looking, shy and loyal.

This guy is so amazing; what a shaf!

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shaffing

A term used to describe someone that works from home excessively.

MalsR: Where's Dolan?
Chi: He's shaffing.

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Shaf

fun. has a tendency to throw fits, but usually entertaining. can't help but want to spend more time with her. If something is fun it is a shaf.

I am going to go out tonight and a have a Shaf of a time.

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Shaffing

Shagging with food.
Shagging=plain shagging
ShanKing=shagging with knives
ShaFFing=shagging with food
Jack Barakat does it.

Jack Barakat: I JUST WANT TO FUCK THIS BURRITO!
Alex Gaskarth: Get a room man, I don't want to watch you shaffing!

Shaf

Verb. To eat unknown substances.

Dude, Jimbo Shaffed a moldy piece of cheese from Jenny's fridge then had to stomach pumped.