shaking hands with the unemployed

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My girlfriend is out of town, so, I've been shaking hands with the unemployed.

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shake hands with the unemployed

British phrase, meaning male urinating.

"I'll be back in a jiff, I've got to go shake hands with the unemployed."

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shake hands with the unemployed

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When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

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shake the hand of the unemployed

For males who are not getting sex on a regular basis, when they go to the toilet to take a piss and when they finish, shake their penis to get off the last few drops of pee. That action is shaking the hand of the unemployed.

Arnold asked Helen where the toilet was, as he needed to go shake the hand of the unemployed.

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