Shanism

A religion created by 3 prophets who respected a god by the name of “Shane”
In this relegion, everyone has the name of “shane” somewhere in their name. Legend says that belivers would have similar physical charactheristics to that of Shane. The holy words are “allhamdualshane” as well as “allahuakshane” The three leading prophets are bu lim, bu lee and bu yeo, each one representing the 3 “R” principles. Rrrrrrrespect ,Rrrrrresponsibility and Rrrrrrresponsive. It is said that loyal followers of this religion would proceed to shavean in their next live while shaners( sinners) would proceed to shell(hell). Shaners have claimed to see many duplicates of a demon named Valarrrrrie floating around in shell.

I am a loyal follower of Shanism!
In the followings of Shanism, I will behead u and send u to shell!

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Shanism

Shanism is a religion created by a 16 YO named "Shane" where the followers follow the god called "Shane" himself. This is a fake religion that should not even be considered to follow.

Denise: Shane want to go out tonight?
Shane: shell no! You're not a follower of shanism
Gareth: that's not even a religion Shane!