shaqqed

a person rejecting or owning someone in any kind of battle.

Michael shaqqed John in battleship by a long way.

shaq it

v. To annihilate your drink

eg. Hey motherfucker, shaq it!! Fuck!

eg. Fuck, it's hot outside. I'm going to shaq this drink like a motherfucker.

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Shaq

to be payed 28 million dollars a year for 20 points and 10 rebounds a game and only 40 double-doubles in a season, along with 47 percent free throw shooting and 18 points per game in the playoffs

shaq has a larger salary than the entire charlotte bobcats team

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shaq

(n) large black man who throws it down nasty

Give SHAQ the ball in the paint and you cant lose

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The manliest man you will ever meet, his presence makes women go wild often engaging in the act of throwing their bras or panties at him. He also has the ability to serve a volleyball at impossible speeds often breaking the sound barrier. Shaqs are descended from the heavens and can turn water into wine and walk on water. They are charismatic and envied by other men.

man 1: Dude did you see that ace?

man 2: yea, only a shaq would be able to do that

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What you reply with if you can't come up with a favorite sports player in Spanish.

Person/Instructor/etc: Quién es tu jugador de deportes favorito? Por qué?

Response: Mi jugador favorito es Shaq porque es alto y muy rapido.

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He is the man who can dunk over any man.

Cannnnnnnn yoooooooouuuuuu digggggg iiitttttt?

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