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An alcoholic beverage used to enhance creativity and productivity
“Fancy a sharpener at lunchtime?”
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A machine that breaks your pencil lead
That darn sharpener broke my pencil lead in one twist!
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A sharpener is known as a womans vagina!
O i am going to stick my pencil in your sharpener tonight, and we all know you'll enjoy that *wink wink*
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The act of sexual intercourse with a woman wearing a Rape-aXe and having her spin on your dick.
Hey Frank, my girlfriend gave my dick the sharpener last night! Best sex of my life.
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Sharpening refers to the process of taking the time to recharge your batteries. It is important to '''''Sharpen''''' on a frequent basis to make sure you do not burnout or become run down. There are many different ways to sharpen, and they will vary from person to person. Examples include a water sharpen (getting water), lunch sharpen (eating) or garden sharpen (planting trees) just to name a few. Sharpens must be taken in at least ten minute increments. Also, you should sharpen at least two times a day if your job requires you to work at least forty hours a week. The exact science requires that you sharpen at least ten minutes for every 4 hours you work.
Quilting sharpen, video game sharpen, p90x sharpen, walk the dog sharpen, fedalio shapen. There are so many more examples.
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The common act of which a male by instinct checks out a female even if he does or does not find her attractive.
Man, she ain't even hot but you keep sharpening.
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When the female sits on a cock and spins herself round on it, copying the motion of sharpening a pencil.
I went to Georges house to do some hardcore sharpening today
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