Sharther Penduken

The King of Shartalot. Shits his britches until they beg for mercy. Weilds, Excalaturd and lusts after Guenesmear. His right had man is Sir Shitsalot.

A person who sharts with such skill and precision that he deservers to be the king of shartalot.

Stan painted a work of shart in his underwear. He's a regular Sharther Penduken.