Shcum

A contraction of "shit" and "cum" used to describe the resulting mixture of combining these two excretions.

No you cannot bring another boy home to shag on my couch, I don't want it covered in shcum

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Shcum

The act of shitting cum out of ones arsehole after anal sex.

Last night my girlfriend sat on the toilet and dropped a big load of shcum after we had been having some bum fun!!!

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Shcum

when so much shit gets piled up in your asshole it hits your prostate and you cum your pants while you shit yourself

"I was driving home from work and I Shcumed all over my self and had to clean up in a Chevron bathroom."