She-nuts

Metaphorical testicles found to be on a female. Can mean a lack of fear or the ability to do something that takes some balls.

I'm going to kick her right in the she-nuts.
Man that took some she-nuts.

and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

A circumstance or event which is clearly never ever going to happen

yes I am sure you are correct about ....and if my Aunitie had nuts she would be my Uncle

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