Shel-looba

Shel-looba's are rare & distinguished creatures that are exceptionally gifted at getting zooted. They don't like onions or peppers because of the "texture"🙄. shel-looba's like sleep & they prefer to have their Alexa remind them of everything. You can catch a Shel-looba at your nearest Quick Trip or at Bath & Body works where they like to get any candle/hand soap/ or wall flowers especially during the exact season they are currently in. They like food & really like weed.

"hey man you see that Shel-looba over there not moving in their car?!"

"YEAH MAN that's a Shel-looba over there getting fucking zooooted".