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Shelfishness

the greedy act of removing all items from a store shelf

In an act of pure shelfishness, panicked people grabbed every available roll of toilet paper at the store within minutes of its opening.

by my959 March 30, 2020


shelfish

concerning the taking of more than your share of shelf space

My roommate is shelfish - she took over all the shelves in the bathroom without regard for my needs.

by BenDover52 October 25, 2009

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shelfish

How da Walrus and Carpenter acted towards da naively-trusting oysters when --- after supposedly inviting dem to merely come along for a sparkling-conversation-filled beach-stroll --- da gluttonous duo ended up heartlessly chowing down on said hapless salt-water bivalves.

Lewis Carroll's famous "seaside shenanigans" poem is a good morals-lesson-teaching essay for young children, since it shows them how wrong it is to be shelfish.

by QuacksO April 25, 2020