shit far

Usually a response to a wild or outrageous story exclaimed in disbelief or awe by someone of Redneck heritage.

Bubba: Cletus done went & killed a 12 point deer out in the backyard.

Billy Jo: Shit Far!

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there ain't shit far behind that

Something to say when someone makes a wet fart.

*Someone makes a wet fart*

Grandma: There ain't shit far behind that.

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Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.