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Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass

Like "the apple doesn’t fall far from the tree", but the parent is a douchebag and the child is one too.

Man 1: Look at that little brat stealing candy while his dad’s screaming at the cashier for a refund.
Man 2: Shit doesn’t fall far from the ass.

by Kallofox August 2, 2022


Crapbook

A low-end laptop computer, typically either a Chromebook or a super-cheap Windows laptop. They tend to cost about $300 or less, have no more than 8 GB of RAM, have an Intel Celeron (Pentium if you're lucky) CPU, and a borderline non-existent GPU, making them useless for gaming.

"I bought a cheap Windows crapbook for college, because I'm broke and can't afford a decent computer."

by Kallofox September 13, 2024


Enlightened Centrist

A person who insists that they are "neither left nor right," but will near-exclusively attack the left and defend the right.

Elon Musk is an example of an enlightened centrist.

by Kallofox July 27, 2023

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