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A "Shit Piss" is when your doody is so loose you feels like you are pissing out of your ass.
1. It looks like somebody "Shit Pissed" all over that toilet.
2. Those wings fucked up my stomach, I'm going to have to "Shit Piss" in about a minute.
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Being so aroused you shit and piss yourself simultaneously
"He took a shit piss on the first pair of tits her could find." Sir Cumworthy
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A shit-piss, performed by a male, is when he pees in the shitting position.
My leg is broken, I can't stand up while I pee. I'm going to have to take a shit-piss.
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When your giving anal and the receiving participator shits onto the penis of the giver who then proceeds to piss out shitty piss into the receivers mouth.
Giver- Yeah that feels so goooood
Receiver- It feels, TO good!
*Receiver excretes from anus*
Receiver- Oh no I'm so sorry!
Giver- Its no problem, I'm used to it. Why dont you suck all the shit off?, we can do a good ol' fuck-shit-piss!
Receiver- Sounds like a plan!
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One who is so gay, that their butthole is nearly always filled with penises, dildos, cucumbers, etc. As a result of constant anal blockage, their physical anatomy has changed to allow feces to be expelled from the urethra as an alternate route. This change is what results in a shit pissing faggot.
Mary: You know, our neighbor Todd has been growing eggplants for years, and he’s never given us one!
Bill: That’s because Todd is a god damn shit pissing faggot. They all go up his ass.
Mary: I had no idea! How do you know, honey?
Bill: You didn’t notice the strange aftertaste when he invited us over for eggplant parmigiana??
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The act of Shitting and or Pissing while you play various online games such as Xbox live, PS3 online or on your laptop doing anything where you interact with others online who are unaware of what you are doing.
John: I was doing so good last night on COD: Nazi zombies but half way through a long round i had to shit so i just got up went to the bathroom.
Mike: They were never even aware were they?
John: Nope just turned off them mic and kept shooting
Mike: Thats sick man but you not the only Shit/Piss gamer im sure
The feeling of when you have to shit and piss at the same time thus being a Shit-Piss-Combo
where the fuck were you?
I was taking a shit piss combo
oh shit.
what is it?
I need to take a Shit-Piss-Combo!
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